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Autowala To Santa: Sahab, 100 Rupaye
Ho Gaye. Santa Ne 50 Rupaye Autowale
Ko De Diye.
Autowala: Sahab Ye To Gundagardi Hai,
Meter Ki Hisab Se 100 Rupaye Hue Hai.
Santa: Tu Bhi To Baithkar Aaya Hai,
Tera Kiraya Bhi Kya Mujhe Dena Parega!

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Ek Raat Ek Chor Santa Ke
Ghar Me Ghus Gaya Aur
Bola: Sona Kaha Hai? Santa
Neend Mein: Are Yaar,
Pura Ghar Khaali Pada Hai,
Kahi Bhi Jaake Soja..!

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Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

Funny SMS

In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy

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Kapil Sharma:

Arz kiya hai…

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

wah wah

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

But Sidhu is Only interested in
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…

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Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?
Santa: Try To Count The Stars
In The Sky..
Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..
Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

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Manager: What Is Your
Qualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty..!